Anonymous asked: I've noticed theres been much discussion of the metaphysical nature of her ladyships underwear on the blog recently, and considering your the closest we've got to an expert witness on this subject would you care to add your opinion to the debate milord?
What an absolutely absurd question! I assure you, the lady’s wardrobe is her own business. After all, clothing is but the package for a far more interesting, for lack of a better word, item. A very refined and charming one in this case.
the-rp-guild asked: Hello! We're a new Discworld RP group, looking for members, wondering if you'd be interested in joining. If not, I hope it's not too much trouble if you mind mentioning us, just so we can gain some fans interested. If not, there's no worries or hard feelings. Please and thank you! :D
[ I don’t have much time for active roleplaying, but I’ll mention you lot anytime! :D Gonna follow myself and see how it goes, maybe join once I have more time. ]
Anonymous asked: So you are suggesting that Margolotta, as the figurative trouser-wearer in your relationship, would be...displeased, if you were to interfere in her business?
I am not sure I understand. I do wear trousers. I believe she does as well, on occasion. As to her business, I have in no way, ever, had anything, at all, to do with her predicament, and the current assignment of mr Smith to a delicate covert operation is in no way connected with Lady Margolotta’s situation.
meltingpenguins:
askthepatrician:
meltingpenguins:
‘Assassinshark. A bit like a killershark, just much more elegant’
(My brain is weird again)
You have my attention.
err… that was not meant as an insult, sir…O_o
I did not take it as such. The concept is… inspiring.
Anonymous asked: Boxers or briefs, my good sir?
Let us be practical, my good man - loincloth. Should you have nothing but that, you can at least easily untangle it and use it to strangle someone as a bandage, for example.
Anonymous asked: There's an Anon calling himself "John Smith" who seems to be making rather too many assumptions about the nature of his aquaintance with Lady Margolotta, has disrespected your authority, cannot take a hint and has even gone as far as asking Ridcully for help with spiking her drink with a love potion. Do you intend to step in?
Were I a knight-in-shining-armor type, perhaps I should. But I am not, and I am aware that such action would lead me not only to get into an unpleasant mess, but likely lose a vital organ, humiliate myself and likely lose all respect I hold in my city. Not to mention I have no idea what this Mr Smith could end up doing as retaliation.
